Jun 27
Jun 13

Fuck this……
Jun 02
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
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Me:
“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
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(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
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Mother:
“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
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Boy:
“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
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Mother:
“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
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Boy:
“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
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(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
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Boy:
*sips* “Gotham is safe.”

First post in a long time :P
Apr 27
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Britain:
excuse me
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Mexico:
perdon
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Italy:
permesso
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France:
pardon
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Canada:
sorry
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Australia:
OI CUNT MOVE

carriwitchett:
Coloured! And because of a rather inconvenient smudge, her hair is now messy. She was in a battle, okay? (Taken with instagram)
(via didsomebodysaycrepe)
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Reblog this if you’d actually care if I committed suicide tonight.
(Source: fragile-society, via cellophane---flowers-deactivate)
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romeo:
hey i just met you.
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romeo:
and this is crazy.
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romeo:
but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
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romeo:
so marry me maybe.
Apr 19
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