Jun 27

Jun 13

Fuck this……

Jun 02

• (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
• Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
• (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
• Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
• Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
• (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
• Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

First post in a long time :P

Apr 27

• Britain: excuse me
• Mexico: perdon
• Italy: permesso
• France: pardon
• Canada: sorry
• Australia: OI CUNT MOVE

carriwitchett:

Coloured! And because of a rather inconvenient smudge, her hair is now messy. She was in a battle, okay? (Taken with instagram)

(via didsomebodysaycrepe)

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Reblog this if you’d actually care if I committed suicide tonight.

(Source: fragile-society, via cellophane---flowers-deactivate)

• romeo: hey i just met you.
• romeo: and this is crazy.
• romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
• romeo: so marry me maybe.

Apr 19

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